Safe Job Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LoveCraftedMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	129

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Astrify SMP

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A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4051	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90