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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 260 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Enchantments Applied: 197 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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