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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 7417 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6587 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, coyotes have the face muscles that dogs use to make that ‘sad-puppy’ look, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Imagine all the crazy adventures you can have with those sad-puppy faces running around, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they go.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a pack of super intelligent coyotes have built their own civilization. They wear tiny suits and ties, hold meetings, and plot world domination. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft craziness!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples waiting to be found. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack!
So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!
