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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4579 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1710 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, coyotes have the face muscles that dogs use to make that ‘sad-puppy’ look, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Imagine all the crazy adventures you can have with those sad-puppy faces running around, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they go.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where a pack of super intelligent coyotes have built their own civilization. They wear tiny suits and ties, hold meetings, and plot world domination. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft craziness!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s also a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples waiting to be found. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant coyote with laser eyes and a jetpack!
So what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!
