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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	502
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

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BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	668
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Towns Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	868	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Votes:	315	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dimension Hops:	4

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Votes:	5084	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Emeralds Found:	424
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6604	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Chimeras Created:	4

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645