Sad Fact Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

New Minecraft Servers

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SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8992
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	4977	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	79
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	367286	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Enchantments Applied:	101	Star Shards Collected:	173
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4502	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	73
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	227
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Towns Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com