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Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	165

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	157
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3381	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3137	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
New Chunks Explored:	155788	Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchantments Applied:	232	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3545	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6567
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchantments Applied:	277
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	1378	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3860	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mines Excavated:	1899	Astral Projections Made:	0
Farms Harvested:	381	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	814	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.