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Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchantments Applied:	209
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5244
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	3305
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Enchantments Applied:	138	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3908	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	884	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crops Grown:	3933

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mines Excavated:	2027	Emeralds Found:	8062
Villages Defended:	8	Towns Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Ores Mined:	7769

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Animals Bred:	112	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.