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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Items Found:	1856	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	742662	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7112
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6983
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Towns Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1487	Void Gems Collected:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4985	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Animals Bred:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	963073	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Enchantments Applied:	105	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Buildings Constructed:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4454	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.