Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7842 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!
Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!
SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 447 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Server Type | Mostly-Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community Focus | Building, Shops, and more |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal |
| Is the server Discord available? | Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx |
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?
Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!
We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 440 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!
Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!
Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 186 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
