/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

LITERALLY, Minecraft, smp, SUICIDE, watch

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9157

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.