Ryans Funny Minecraft SMP

Assassin, Capo, crime boss, crime syndicate, criminal hierarchy, criminal network, criminal organization, Dorothy diocese, funny, gangster, Hitman, Lavender Mob, Log Cabin clan, made man, Mafia, Minecraft, mobster, organized crime, ryan reynolds, Ryans, smp, syndicate member, triggerman, underworld

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where you can become a capo in the Lavender Mob, a made man in the Log Cabin clan, or even a triggerman for the Dorothy diocese! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community where you can engage in epic turf wars with the Lavender Mob, build secret hideouts with the Log Cabin clan, or go on daring missions for the Dorothy diocese?

But that’s not all! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, participate in outrageous minigames like Creeper Dodgeball, and even ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might be working for the Lavender Mob… 😉🔫🐷

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Buildings Constructed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Animals Bred:	94	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Emeralds Found:	5622
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Ores Mined:	2377
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	652166	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	158375
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	2528
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Farms Harvested:	292	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	551806
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3280
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	254
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.