Ryans Funny Minecraft SMP

Assassin, Capo, crime boss, crime syndicate, criminal hierarchy, criminal network, criminal organization, Dorothy diocese, funny, gangster, Hitman, Lavender Mob, Log Cabin clan, made man, Mafia, Minecraft, mobster, organized crime, ryan reynolds, Ryans, smp, syndicate member, triggerman, underworld

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where you can become a capo in the Lavender Mob, a made man in the Log Cabin clan, or even a triggerman for the Dorothy diocese! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community where you can engage in epic turf wars with the Lavender Mob, build secret hideouts with the Log Cabin clan, or go on daring missions for the Dorothy diocese?

But that’s not all! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, participate in outrageous minigames like Creeper Dodgeball, and even ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might be working for the Lavender Mob… 😉🔫🐷

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Animals Bred:	132	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Towns Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	5624	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2344
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	7012
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	251
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Emeralds Found:	5750
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Potions Brewed:	197	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.