OMG so like, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Prime Minister Keir Starmer choppin’ down trees and buildin’ houses like a pro! He axes Rwanda plan but he’s all about dem blocks and pixels now, y’all! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and watch as Keir Starmer becomes the ultimate Minecraft master! Who needs politics when you got blocky adventures waiting for ya?! Let’s get crafty, baby!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY