RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ores Mined:	8447	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6206	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Animals Bred:	157

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”