RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4256

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	8967
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crops Grown:	4306	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Meteorites Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Love Letters Sent:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
New Chunks Explored:	573285	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Towns Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Buildings Constructed:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.