Updated November 21, 2024
Players: |
91/1000 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: |
11 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
15 |
Infernal Machines Built: |
1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: |
1 |
Evil Twin Fights: |
5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
8 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: |
2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
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So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. Like, Russia was all like, “Yo, our peaceful people don’t deserve to be invaded, bro.” And we were like, “Dude, come join our server and you won’t have to worry about no invasions, man.”
We got dragons flying around, man. Like, real life dragons. And they’re all like, “Yo, let’s party on this server, man.” And we’re all like, “Heck yeah, dragons, let’s do this.”
And then there’s this one time, right, where we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken. And we were all like, “Dude, this chicken is no match for us, man.” And we totally defeated it and now it’s our pet.
So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and hang out with dragons and giant chickens, then you gotta join our server, man. It’s gonna be a blast, bro.