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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8269 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 177 | Crops Grown: | 7005 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.
Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.
Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?
