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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9590 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2875 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
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