Ruins your comfy romcom Minecraft SMP

comedy, comfy, Entertainment, film, funny, humor, light-hearted, lighthearted, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, pemRuins, plot twist, romantic comedy, romcom, romcomem, ruined romance, ruins, satire, smpp, Surprise, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a boring romcom where everything is predictable and mushy? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll ruin that comfy bubble for you! With crazy pranks, unexpected twists, and wild adventures, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show behind the scenes. They’re always plotting something mischievous and you never know when they’ll strike next. But hey, who doesn’t love a good llama conspiracy, am I right?

Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs? Yeah, they’re a thing here. They soar through the sky, dropping random items and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s like a piggy parade, but with a lot more oinks and snorts.

So if you’re ready to say goodbye to your boring romcom life and hello to a world of insanity and laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Potions Brewed:	95	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5578	Enchantments Applied:	264
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Votes:	5527	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	761
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Buildings Constructed:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	63
Players Killed by Monsters:	870	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	279	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	2617
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	57
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Animals Bred:	90

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	244
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	181
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4026	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz