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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6638 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9882 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 449 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show behind the scenes. They’re always plotting something mischievous and you never know when they’ll strike next. But hey, who doesn’t love a good llama conspiracy, am I right?
Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs? Yeah, they’re a thing here. They soar through the sky, dropping random items and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s like a piggy parade, but with a lot more oinks and snorts.
So if you’re ready to say goodbye to your boring romcom life and hello to a world of insanity and laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!