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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5766 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9817 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted weapons, and a giant lava monster who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.
So say goodbye to those boring, ruined video games and come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to Solitaire).