Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4566
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Animals Bred:	165	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1962
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Potions Brewed:	169	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	7382
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.