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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6472 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
New Chunks Explored: | 178678 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, complete with the ability to shoot cheese balls at your enemies. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the joy of being a cheese warrior, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why everyone is saying, “my dick after I rub it for a while be like…this server is the best thing ever!”