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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1907 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!