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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1749 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!