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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6907 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9300 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!