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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9609 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3432 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
New Chunks Explored: | 647507 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!