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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9832 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!