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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9127 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 5416 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Animals Bred: | 98 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!