Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
Star Shards Collected: 221 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 267326

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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