Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
Holy Grails Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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