Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 306
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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