Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 1958 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 24
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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