Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Potions Brewed: 126
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Ores Mined: 2583 Mythical Quests Completed: 47

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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