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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8249 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 3607 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without the fear of someone stealing your favorite hoodie or espresso machine. And if things get really out of hand, you can always sue your fellow players for “unlawful eviction” in our virtual court system (Disclaimer: virtual lawsuits may not hold up in real court).
So come on down to our server and show off your feng shui skills while dodging accusations of discrimination against Eastern Europeans. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper!