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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5982 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without the fear of someone stealing your favorite hoodie or espresso machine. And if things get really out of hand, you can always sue your fellow players for “unlawful eviction” in our virtual court system (Disclaimer: virtual lawsuits may not hold up in real court).
So come on down to our server and show off your feng shui skills while dodging accusations of discrimination against Eastern Europeans. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper!