RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	New Chunks Explored:	130635
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	70	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	7288

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.