Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	220	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Animals Bred:	190	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	1575
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	2708
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	59
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	264984	Emeralds Found:	6807
Animals Bred:	177	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.