Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4127	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Potions Brewed:	83
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	281
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4393	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Items Found:	2317
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crops Grown:	9668
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Runes Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.