Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	423	Emeralds Found:	4776

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Farms Harvested:	375
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Runes Activated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2624
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Items Found:	3202	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ores Mined:	1847
New Chunks Explored:	626559	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	997061	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!