Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	436476
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6540
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Farms Harvested:	619

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	2648
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6422	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3213	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Buildings Constructed:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.