Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchantments Applied:	298	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3104

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	2884	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	150
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	New Chunks Explored:	173284
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7927	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ores Mined:	8765	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ores Mined:	9221
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!