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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 365 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 571 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where rolling and dodging are completely optional! Why waste your energy trying to avoid attacks when you can just tank them like a boss? Join us for epic battles where you can stand your ground and show off your fearless nature.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary “Rolling Stones” gang, a group of players who have sworn off rolling and dodging entirely. They roam the server causing chaos and confusion, all while laughing in the face of danger.
So if you’re tired of constantly dodging and rolling in other SMPs, come join us for a wild ride where you can embrace your inner tank and take on the world with reckless abandon. Who needs agility when you have pure brute strength? Join us now and show everyone what you’re made of!
