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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4243 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).