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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2352 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).