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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3929 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 303 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Enchantments Applied: | 215 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).