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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6818 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 458 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).