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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5964 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).