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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4544 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).